Spoof Text - Family Name (2nd Ex.)

On a sunny morning, a man named John was getting ready to go to the office. That was the first day he worked on his new office.

Before John left home, his wife asked, “where do you work ?” his wife was excited because finally John get a job again. “automotive companies..” John replied with a smile. John glanced at his watch. 20 minutes left, he must already at the the office. Not want be late, John said goodbye to his wife. “Dear, I got to go. I love you.” said John as he kissed the forehead of his wife.
John arrived at the office where he work. A man with a black tie approached John. He was Tthe manager. Because John was new employee, so The manager asked John yo go to his room.

John knock the manager’s room. Then the manager asked him to enter the room. “what’s your name ?” asked The manager . “John” John replied briefly. When The manager heard john’s answer that he think it was not polite, The manager explained a few things to John.

“Listen, I don’t know where are you worked before you came here. But I don’t call my employee by their nick name. I call them by their family name,such as..Smith or Jones or anything else. Do you understand ?”John nodded.

The manager continued his words, “so, what’s your family name ?” John said quietly,” darling. My full name is John Darling”
The manager was surprised when he heard that. Then, the manager said. “alright. I egree with you. I’ll call you John.”

Finally, John left the manager’s room. He also didn’t want if called ‘Darling’ by The manager.