Spoof Text - Family Name (2nd Ex.)

On a sunny morning, a man named John was getting ready to go to the office. That was the first day he worked on his new office.

Before John left home, his wife asked, “where do you work ?” his wife was excited because finally John get a job again. “automotive companies..” John replied with a smile. John glanced at his watch. 20 minutes left, he must already at the the office. Not want be late, John said goodbye to his wife. “Dear, I got to go. I love you.” said John as he kissed the forehead of his wife.
John arrived at the office where he work. A man with a black tie approached John. He was Tthe manager. Because John was new employee, so The manager asked John yo go to his room.

John knock the manager’s room. Then the manager asked him to enter the room. “what’s your name ?” asked The manager . “John” John replied briefly. When The manager heard john’s answer that he think it was not polite, The manager explained a few things to John.

“Listen, I don’t know where are you worked before you came here. But I don’t call my employee by their nick name. I call them by their family name,such as..Smith or Jones or anything else. Do you understand ?”John nodded.

The manager continued his words, “so, what’s your family name ?” John said quietly,” darling. My full name is John Darling”
The manager was surprised when he heard that. Then, the manager said. “alright. I egree with you. I’ll call you John.”

Finally, John left the manager’s room. He also didn’t want if called ‘Darling’ by The manager.

Spoof Text - Garvinho and The Pretty Man (1st Ex.)

One day, Garvinho would go to Paris by train. He would stay in Paris for a month with a full of change clothes in his suitcase. Actually, he went to Paris just to buy a new kind of car he likes.

Garvinho was looking for a chair to sit while waiting for the train. He found an empty seat. A few minutes later, Garvinho was bored. Then he decided to make a simply chatting with a man who sat beside him.
“Hi ! What’s your name, bro ?”asked Garvinho. The man smiled,”My name is Iker Casillas. Just call me Iker. And you ?”

“My name is Garvinho” Then, Garvinho and Iker had a conversation.
Suddenly, a beautiful girl came toward Garvinho and Iker. Because of the male instinct, Garvinho was flirting the girl. “mmmm, pretty girl !” but unfortunately she didn’t respond Garvinho. She only looked at Iker.

“Hello handsome ! What’s your name ?” asked her. But iker’s answered was not the answers she needed. “Go away ! I don’t like you !” shouted Iker loudly make the girl ran away.

“Are you crazy, huh ? She is really pretty. Why you scared her ?” Garvinho surprised. “I dont like her...” said Iker softly. Garvinho shake his head. “I love you, Garvinho..” said Iker. His cheek bashful.

Garvinho really surprised. Without any warning, Garvinho ran away. He left Iker. The Pretty Man.